Interesting Encounters In My Clinic

An agent from Himalayang Pilipino visited me in my clinic this afternoon to offer me a memorial plan. I informed him that I already got one from St Peter's.

"But doc, I was the first one to offer you."

He looked very familiar but I was not sure where, when and under what circumstance we met.
" When was that sir?", I asked.

"Around three years ago doc when your clinic was still near the canteen."

Oh yes. Now I remember. He did offer me a memorial plan and waited on me on several occasions. I recall asking him if I can choose my casket and he said yes.

" But how can I be sure your company will use the casket I chose when I die? I wont be there to complain."

He assured me that he himself will make sure the company gives me the model I chose.

Mmmmm.  That would be nice... IF .... I die first.

" I am really sorry sir, but when I was ready to buy a memorial plan, St Peter was there and...San Pedro holds the key to the gates of heaven."

" Himalayang Pilipino is different doc... " and he enumerated the advantages of their plan over that of St Peters.

" Get a plan from me also doc..", he pleaded.

" Sir, I already have a plan, ", I replied. " And I can only DIE once. "

He laughed. " Ok doc, probably next time..."

" Not next time sir ...but next LIFE."

Comments

Anonymous said…
Maybe he merely wanted u to be a sub-agent? Hhmmmph
vivian hils said…
geena mac this is such a funny story...made me laugh out loud at 2 am by myself while trying to doze off after a very busy shift...hehehe miss u doc.
Anonymous said…
hahahaha..this is funny doc! sipat sad kaayo ka ug mga tubag sa ahente oi. -rhoda-