Confusingly Right With Terminologies

PEG or Percutaneous Endoscopic Gastrostomy insertion is a procedure where a tube is placed directly into the stomach through a small cut in the abdominal wall for patients with difficulty taking food through the mouth.



Sir, you need PEG.

You said doc I can only eat fish and vegetables. No peg...

Ah, you mean PORK sir. Pork is the meat of a dead peg...I mean PIG.  You cannot eat pig because it is alive. In the same way, you cannot eat COW but BEEF. Beef is the meat of a dead cow...

And a dead chicken doc?

A dead chicken is called a DRESSED chicken, like magnolia dressed chicken...

Mmmm. All the chicken I buy in the market are naked doc. That's probably why they're cheaper...
Is a dead human also called a dressed human doc?

Ah no. A dead human body is called a CORPSE.

And what is a CADAVER doc?

A cadaver is a corpse plus formalin.

So doc, fish soaked in formalin is also called a cadaver?

Ah no. We call that POISON.

Sorry doc for pronouncing pig as peg. Sometimes I get confused with I and E....

That is better than exchanging P and F. A PIG becomes a FIG. An animal becomes a tree!  And it can be scandalous especially for a doctor.

Why doc?

Imagine giving a verbal order such as this:

"Transpuse flatelet concentrate and facked rbc.
Inporm the med tech to fack it. 
The rbc should be ferpectly facked!
If not, tell the med tech to fack it again and again!"